Spider tattooed on groom's face

We’re not sure just how much of a ‘shaggy dog’ story this one is, but if it’s true we pitty the poor guy today! A stag was taken out before his wedding and his *astard mates got him drunk and had a giant spider’s web tattooed on this entire face. Sounds like a load of rubbish to us, but just think what the bride said when she saw her lifelong partner turned into spiderman.